THE MESS THAT IS PORNO TONGUE

JERRY LYON

 "Wake up, nothing to do, shotgun one are two. BLATZ! BLATZ! You want a buzz thats quick? BLATZ will do the trick!! BLATZ... BLATZ" These are lyrics from the first song Jerry wrote! What a fuckin loser! Yeah,... your gonna win a grammy!

CHRISTOPHER JOHN CHECK

 Chris was the genius behind the great name PORNO TONGUE! Thanks for that one it will be super easy to book shows!  For the record "Porno Tongue" was not taken from the movie the Wedding Singer, however Jerry would love to dress up like E.T and bang Drew Barrymore.

SEBASTIAN CRISTEA

 Sab once swallowed a guitar pick in high school and had to go to the hospital. He also had sex on the stage that the Drunk Again Album was recorded! Good work! 

JOEL FORSGREN

Joel was thrown into this mess we call PORNO TONGUE without the option of saying no. Just goes to show how persuasive our good buddy Jack Daniels can be! Through hours of having to play along side Jerry, Joel has become a master of the "Ouija" guitar style.