THE MESS THAT IS PORNO TONGUE

JERRY LYON

 "Wake up, nothing to do, shotgun one are two. BLATZ! BLATZ! You want a buzz thats quick? BLATZ will do the trick!! BLATZ... BLATZ" These are lyrics from the first song Jerry wrote! What a fuckin loser! Yeah,... your gonna win a grammy!

CHRISTOPHER JOHN CHECK

 Chris was the genius behind the great name PORNO TONGUE! Thanks for that one it will be super easy to book shows!  For the record "Porno Tongue" was not taken from the movie the Wedding Singer, however Jerry would love to dress up like E.T and bang Drew Barrymore.

SEBASTIAN CRISTEA