Reasons you will never be President

PORNO TONGUE FEET TATTOOS

             THE  PT FOOT TATTOO WAS A BET BETWEEN EVAN AND JERRY WHO WAS GOING TO BE FIRST ON GETTING "FIRST" TATTOOED ON THEM. (dumb idea to start with i know) JERRY HAD A TATTOO  APPOINTMENT SET UP, AND EVAN WENT OUT THE DAY BEFORE AND GOT "1st" ON HIS FOOT RIGHT BEFORE JERRY'S APPOINTMENT. SO INSTEAD OF GETTING SECOND JERRY GOT LAST(not sure why). THEN CHRIS, CARRIE & CRYSTAL GOT 2ND, 3RD, & 4TH JUST TO BURN JERRY, AND REST IS HISTORY! (or soon to be)
             LISTEN, FOOT TATTOOS HURT, THEY SUCK, BUT IF YOUR DUMB ENOUGH TO GET ONE PUT A NUMBER ON IT, SEND IT TO US, AND WE WILL PUT IT ON THE WEB SITE!  PLEASE TRY TO KEEP THEM IN SUM WHAT OF A ORDER! OH PORNO TONGUE STUFF WOULD BE COOL ALSO!